claudi85

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:57:24 GMT

im ill. poor me :'(

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:17:10 GMT

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it
remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and
going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.
29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness
of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch
up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:45:46 GMT

i am going to canadia - im am super excited and a wee bit nervous :)

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:13:32 GMT

i dont know why i am blogging .... only person who reads it is stilvy!

ok then stilvy.... im very tired after seeing breed 77.

porcupine tree tonight! another late one! oh well i can sleep on thursday.

am having shitty month.....bring on may

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:45:33 GMT

Well after a hectic 2 weeks i am finally looking fwd to some sleeping! i have been so busy!
so new stuff - i am currently thinking of a change of career which should be good! umm other than tat i am looking fwd to resting apart from tomorrow which is my historic 22nd! yey!

digi

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:03:38 GMT

i now have a digi box - csi all the time now!! i dont think i have ever been this happy :D

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:45:15 GMT

arrrrrgggg soooooo hungover.....someone shoot me now

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:05:27 GMT

after busy couple of days in sheefield & london am back home again... looking fwd to moving back to mile cross so should be back to being settled and dealing with all that other jizzle going on! i have to decided to start making lists for stuff! yey for lists i think i can plan things out then and not be so flaky and lame at everything! go me!

the weekend

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:24:02 GMT

well after a rather quiet weekend i am feeling still a bit sleepy.

Friday night was indian jones night...... to be honest there is only so much harrison ford any one person can take and three indy films pushed it to the limit.
Saturday was also quite with playing wii excite trucks which was good....i beat everyone as usual!! go me!!
then yesterday.... i slept till 3 then wen to shop then thats bout it oh a watch csi night on five us - that made my day!
woke up in grump this morning .... now at work which sucks the punky mole.