urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:claudi85 claudi85 claudi85 2007-09-24T13:57:24Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:claudi85:2731 2007-09-24T13:57:24Z 2007-09-24T13:57:24Z im ill. poor me :'( urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:claudi85:2413 2007-07-05T08:17:10Z 2007-07-05T08:17:10Z 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set<br />2. A day without sunshine is, like, night<br />3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.<br />4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.<br />5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.<br />6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.<br />7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.<br />8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be<br />misquoted, then used against you.<br />9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.<br />10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.<br />11. Remember half the people you know are below average.<br />12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it<br />remains?<br />13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.<br />14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.<br />15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.<br />16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.<br />17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.<br />18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the<br />cheese.<br />19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.<br />20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.<br />21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.<br />22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?<br />24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.<br />25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.<br />26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.<br />27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and<br />going the wrong way.<br />28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you<br />tried.<br />29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.<br />30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need<br />it.<br />31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.<br />32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks<br />33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.<br />34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.<br />35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.<br />37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness<br />of the bread.<br />38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the<br />ability to reach it.<br />39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many<br />is research.<br />40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your<br />principles.<br />41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.<br />42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.<br />43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.<br />44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.<br />45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch<br />up.<br />46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<br />47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.<br />48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!<br />49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.<br />50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!<br />51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.<br />52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...<br />53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.<br />54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:claudi85:2089 2007-06-13T10:45:46Z 2007-06-13T10:45:46Z i am going to canadia - im am super excited and a wee bit nervous :) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:claudi85:1925 2007-04-25T09:13:32Z 2007-04-25T09:13:32Z i dont know why i am blogging .... only person who reads it is stilvy!<br /><br />ok then stilvy.... im very tired after seeing breed 77. <br /><br />porcupine tree tonight! another late one! oh well i can sleep on thursday.<br /><br />am having shitty month.....bring on may urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:claudi85:1670 2007-03-26T13:45:33Z 2007-03-26T13:45:33Z Well after a hectic 2 weeks i am finally looking fwd to some sleeping! i have been so busy!<br />so new stuff - i am currently thinking of a change of career which should be good! umm other than tat i am looking fwd to resting apart from tomorrow which is my historic 22nd! yey! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:claudi85:1429 2007-03-14T15:03:38Z 2007-03-14T15:03:38Z i now have a digi box - csi all the time now!! i dont think i have ever been this happy :D urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:claudi85:1182 2007-03-02T09:45:15Z 2007-03-02T09:45:15Z arrrrrgggg soooooo hungover.....someone shoot me now urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:claudi85:888 2007-03-01T15:05:27Z 2007-03-01T15:05:27Z after busy couple of days in sheefield & london am back home again... looking fwd to moving back to mile cross so should be back to being settled and dealing with all that other jizzle going on! i have to decided to start making lists for stuff! yey for lists i think i can plan things out then and not be so flaky and lame at everything! go me! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:claudi85:709 2007-02-26T10:24:02Z 2007-02-26T10:24:02Z well after a rather quiet weekend i am feeling still a bit sleepy.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /><br />Friday night was indian jones night...... to be honest there is only so much harrison ford any one person can take and three indy films pushed it to the limit.<br />Saturday was also quite with playing wii excite trucks which was good....i beat everyone as usual!! go me!!<br />then yesterday.... i slept till 3 then wen to shop then thats bout it oh a watch csi night on five us -&nbsp; that made my day!<br />woke up in grump this morning .... now at work which sucks the punky mole.